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Last Updated: 03.07.2025 04:48

Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Anxious-depressed individuals underestimate themselves even when they’re right - PsyPost
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Freaks and Cheeks
So they tried
Southwest Floats First Class, Lounges, Long Haul Flying: Good Strategy? - One Mile at a Time
Next, they tried...
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Then came..
Prediction: Nvidia Will Beat the Market. Here's Why - The Motley Fool
No go.
Unacceptable again!
No, not a chance
—— which songs do certain kuorans remind you of?
Catatonics & High Colonics
Hysterias & Posteriors
Still no good
Milky Way arcs over Kitt Peak National Observatory photo of the day for June 16, 2025 - Space
Nuts and Butts
No way
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Bats don't get cancer, now scientists think they know the reason - Earth.com
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Which feels physically better for guys: vaginal sex or anal sex?
Just Forget it!
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
share office space ...
When reading can – and can't – help with mental health - BBC
Loons and Moons
Still no good.
Minds and Behinds
The Complete Guide To What The Actual Hell Is Going On In Death Stranding - Kotaku
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Thumbs down again.
Everyone loved it.
Bacteria living in your gut may cause depression, not your brain, says a new study - Earth.com
Another attempt resulted in ...
They put up a sign reading
Analysis & Anal Cysts
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Specializing in Odds & Ends.
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
So, the docs changed it to read