What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Last Updated: 03.07.2025 04:48

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

Anxious-depressed individuals underestimate themselves even when they’re right - PsyPost

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

Freaks and Cheeks

So they tried

Southwest Floats First Class, Lounges, Long Haul Flying: Good Strategy? - One Mile at a Time

Next, they tried...

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

Then came..

Prediction: Nvidia Will Beat the Market. Here's Why - The Motley Fool

No go.

Unacceptable again!

No, not a chance

—— which songs do certain kuorans remind you of?

Catatonics & High Colonics

Hysterias & Posteriors

Still no good

Milky Way arcs over Kitt Peak National Observatory photo of the day for June 16, 2025 - Space

Nuts and Butts

No way

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

Bats don't get cancer, now scientists think they know the reason - Earth.com

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

Which feels physically better for guys: vaginal sex or anal sex?

Just Forget it!

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

share office space ...

When reading can – and can't – help with mental health - BBC

Loons and Moons

Still no good.

Minds and Behinds

The Complete Guide To What The Actual Hell Is Going On In Death Stranding - Kotaku

Thumbs down again.

Everyone loved it.

Bacteria living in your gut may cause depression, not your brain, says a new study - Earth.com

Another attempt resulted in ...

They put up a sign reading

Analysis & Anal Cysts

Nvidia insiders dump more than $1 billion in stock, according to report - CNBC

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

So, the docs changed it to read